chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

niko-minaj:

…bitchy 25/8….

andysambergsbigbutt:

im sure u do

getoffmybloghoe:

when he texts first <3

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

amexicanwithamustache:

motherstrickle:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin

do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan

does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos

rhydonmyhardon:

dont mess with me i have my african american belt in karate

imaginarycircus:

rabioheab:

my one dream is to travel back in time to the middle ages and bring some large speakers and loudly play a skrillex song and watch everyone freak the fuck out

Best wishes on your exorcism.

pizzaforpresident:

yolanswag:

pizzaforpresident:

Nothing quite irks me like Lol with a capital L.

just never capitalize! lol

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Follow for more Yolo Swag! ☆ :･ﾟ✿

Okay I found what bothers me more than Lol

kushroom:

All my french bloggers say swagé

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

meladoodle:

*gives gf $1* go on babe, treat yourself